One of the most common questions as a Masseur I get asked what time of clients visit me these are usually male clients who are gay or who have a your partner, bi-curious, straight or bisexual and now a lot of male and female couples. These are not true analysis and written for fun from my experiences over the years. These break down into the usual categories:
The Straight Guy
He usually tells you he straight and that he married or has a girlfriend and that he has never had a massage from another guy and that he is gay. He usually opts for a Swedish Massage but then when he arrives usually upgrades to a Sensual Naturist one. You tend to find that he is along with a first timer that will leave a positive review.
He likes to feel in control of the pace for the massage but once at ease usually likes it to lead to a full erotic experience. He is usually friendly or undemanding. However, through guilt or lack of nerve is likely to cancel or no show.
The Businessman
He is usually working in the area in a few weeks or a months’ time and will book way in advance, it normally tends to be a outcall to his hotel so he can relax without having to face the busy streets of Manchester. He really reschedules or cancels unless his work commitments change and usually becomes a regular when here on business and many times will book a companionship add to go for a drink or dinner with him.
The Man of Leisure
This is usually an outcall to a hotel, he usually wants more than 90 minutes and is usually the most expensive option available, it is usually the last appointment of the night as usually requires late evening. He never argues over the price and usually tips well. Very rarely leaves and review and if he enjoys usually becomes a repeat booking.
The First Timer
Usually tells you that this is their first time. You normally find that they have lots of questions and asks if there is anything they should bring. Most first timers will show up but occasionally get the odd no show. They normally tell you what they like and dislike and have usually studied your website in detail and let you know if there are grammar errors ..heheh.
The Gentleman
This is usually the one that prefers to call instead of emailing or texting. He likes us to remember what he likes even though we don’t save their specific details on a database. He likes to be addressed correctly and very rarely forgives mistakes. The Gentleman likes to test your boundaries and usually has a few unusual requests. He will use several different masseurs.
The Undercover
This person is usually alarmed when you ask him his name, if you don’t want to give your name make one up. If being confronted in a hotel lobby by a member staff, it’s a bit strange when we don’t know our friend, we are visiting first name. Usually communicating by whats app and asking us to make sure we delete all messages after. Very little communication beforehand, turns up on time, can be a little off hand to start with and comes around when they have your trust. Usually becomes a regular.
